the island of misfit hearts

today for your entertainment and education, we have a misshapen heart in need of surgical correction. cheese knife and petrified frog will assist.

petrified frog is not scared. he is just very stiff. give him a minute and he will loosen up. maybe. either way, he laughs that the tables are turned and it is not him pinned down to a table belly up.

now please close your eyes and lets all hope for the best. you are getting sleepy.....

....and just like that: pretty flowers.

thank you. come again. please take a chocolate on your way out.